Your momma jokes :D

Here are 10 lame(and old) jokes that really offend some ppl...XD
If you're offended by this, don't read it. D<

1.Your momma's so fat when she got off the beach, they said "The coast is clear."

2.Your momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

3.Your momma's so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said "I quit."

4.Your momma's so ugly when she was born her mom said "What a treasure", and her dad said "Let's go bury it."

5.Your momma's so stupid when she jumped out the window she fell up.

6.Your momma's so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said "No professionals allowed."

7.Your momma's so stupid when the phone rang while she was ironing clothes, she burnt her ear.

8.Your momma's so stupid when the phone rang again she burnt her OTHER ear.

9.Your momma's so stupid when she tripped over a rock the person next to her fell.

10.Your momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out.

Lol, hope you liked it.

you forgot my fave:
Your momma's so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld!
and for a lame one:
Your momma's so ugly even Naruto doesnt BELIEVE IT!